Tork

Name: Alexander Tork

A few facts about me:

* "Alexander Tork" isn't my real name.  It's just a pseudeonym I use on the internet because I hate my real name and I'm paranoid that the Annuaki will discover who I really am and off me before I can twart their plans of conquering the planet before me.

* My favorite characters (in no real order) are Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.

* My favorite writers are Grant Morrison, (pre-Marvel return) Jeph Loeb, Mark Gruenwald, J.M. DeMatteis, Joe Casey, David Michelinie, Ed Brubaker, and Geoff Johns.

*My favorite artists are Jim Steranko (writing as well), Jack Kirby, Frank Quitely, John Cassaday, Seth Fisher, Eric Canete, Mike Mignola (writing as well), Brian Bolland, and Ethan Van Scriver.

My favorite books are Squadron Supreme (the 1980's version), The Killing Joke, The Long Halloween (my first book when getting back into comics), the Stane saga in Iron Man, All-Star Superman, Best of Enemies from Spider-Man, Planetary, Right Hand of Doom from Hellboy, the Sinestro Corps War, Willworld, Bru's Captain America, Immortal Iron Fist, and Enter the Mandarin.

* I don't think Watchmen is the greatest comic book ever.  Nor do I think Alan Moore is the greatest writer ever.  And I've never read a Garth Ennis book I liked.  Yes, that includes Preacher.

* My first comic book as a kid was a reprint of Amazing Spider-Man #260 when Hobgoblin stuck his hand in a toliet in a ladies' bathroom.

* I'm kind of stubborn and crouchy when it comes to characterization.  I believe a character's personality should be fairly consistant or at least that when characters change, there should be some reasonable explanation for that change.

* I like continuity and think it should be respected by writers.  I don't think every little thing must line up perfectly but I do believe comic books are special partially because of the ability to interweave a wide-scoping narrative over multiple decades and countless creators.  Yes, trying to not contradict Roy Thomas or David Michelinie is hard.. thst's why you need to be a creative and good writer.

* I often threaten to hit Joe Quesada with a shovel for One More Day and Clor.  I'm sure that's going to come up when I ask Marvel for a job.

* I've spend most of my days behind more a Marvel fan than DC, though that has changed in the last couple years.  Though the Bru is keeping from abandoning Marvel all together.  And I got to stick it out for Iron Man.

* I'm in college right now to get an English degree so I can be a writer in my own right.  Hopefully, with a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can one day be criticized in a podcast by Josh, Ron, and Conor over how my book is a self-indulgent decompressed waste of paper.

* I write really long and drawn-out reviews... kind of like how this profile is... ah, well.




A Look at 'Justice League' - Part Two

On Aug 27, 2008 9:00 AM

*spoilers*   In the season one finale of JLU, when there's some Crisis-esque shenanigans going on, time just crashes into iyself and people fade away, time periods converge, etc and John randomly turns into a brown haired white guy and just goes "Hal Jordan.  I'm up to speed.  Carry on." and just sticks around for ten minutes or so before turning back. 

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The iFanboy Letter Column - 08/22/08!

On Aug 22, 2008 12:00 PM

I think Dr. Hurt is Grant Morrison.  There, I said it. I actually liked Hal as the Spectre.  For one, they gave the Spectre more clothing beyond a speedo and hooded cape.  Plus, the stories he'd pop up in, it seems he was used well (especially that one JLA issue by DeMatheis.)  I've always seen the Spectre as a bit like the Watcher where both shouldn't be used liberally ye...

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iFanboy Mini - Episode #114 - Hawkman: The character continuity killed!

On Aug 22, 2008 9:26 AM

He's a character that has multiple reincarnations thus multiple origins, including an ancient prince and an alien cop.  Makes sense to me.

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Still much too excited about the Dark Knight

On Aug 22, 2008 9:00 AM

@PymSlap-- Riddler was on the logo for Batman Begins, too.  I doubt that's an indication he'll be in III. @itsbecca-- In all fairness, I thought this version of the Joker was good at making people laugh at very morbid things (ie: the pencil gag, the jerking around with the detonator, etc) more so than the others.  Nicholson and Hamil's and Richardson's versions more so did silly mov...

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iFanboy - Episode #84 - Your Comic Book Voicemail

On Aug 20, 2008 11:58 PM

Dareevil: Man Without Fear might be the perfect book for the first guy.

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A Look at 'Justice League' - Part One

On Aug 19, 2008 9:00 AM

I thought Eric Roberts and Powers Boothe did a great job on Mongul and Grodd. I think Levitz thought bringing the JSA back to the hokey one-liners and dated rhetoric would bring them down, particularly that line Jay/Streak says about John, going "You're a credit to your people, son!"  I doubt DC would let that fly with the actual Jay Garrick.

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You talkin' about New Comics for 08/20/2008, Willis?

On Aug 18, 2008 6:00 PM

Cap, Iron Fist, Iron Man, and JLA BQ: Tanner from the Bad News Bears.  "Hey, Yankees!  You take your apology and your trophy and stick it straight up your a$$!!!!"

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Comic Sales: Nobody Knows Anything

On Aug 18, 2008 11:45 AM

"Hey... you guys know that's a Wookie suit in an igloo cooler, right?" Heh. 

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User Reviews Promise To Win Nine Gold Medals in London

On Aug 18, 2008 9:00 AM

Woo-hoo!  My review was noticed!

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The iFanboy Letter Column - 08/15/08!

On Aug 15, 2008 4:00 PM

James Badge Dale as Cap maybe?  I mean, he was Jack Bauer's sidekick that one season!

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