Robin Gets in Bar Fight in Minnesota
19 Posted on Jun 3, 2009 in articles by Conor Kilpatrick |
This week, The White Bear Press -- the local paper of White Bear Lake, MN -- reported the following incident:

I bet it was Jason Todd. And who was the friend??
Thanks to Jonathan Whitney for sending it in!
Comments
This Halloween, I saw this guy in a bar dressed as Robin, and he was hitting on all these girls. I was wondering if the girls were thinking "I ain't giving anything away to this sidekick, I wanna go home with Batman!"
Posted by comicBOOKchris on 06/03/09 at 06:16 PMOh, God. What has my state wrought? I'm ashamed. This is ridiculous!
Posted by Anson17 on 06/03/09 at 06:19 PMI love that they need to explain who Robin is.
Posted by chlop on 06/03/09 at 06:20 PMIf I was wearing Robin's boy panties, I would constantly adjust them too. Sidekick discrimination I tell you!
Posted by drakedangerz on 06/03/09 at 06:28 PMGeez! Its getting so a man cant wear green panties and booties anymore!
Posted by Unoob on 06/03/09 at 06:32 PMThis seems like something you would find at the end of a watchmen issue!
Posted by CronyC on 06/03/09 at 06:40 PMRobins 21?
Posted by 1SinMuse on 06/03/09 at 07:33 PMYou know... for a moment I almost thought this was about Burt Ward!
Posted by PraxJarvin on 06/03/09 at 08:35 PMI really wanna know the conversation that sparked the fight. Im guessing they insulted Alfred.
Posted by DunDun on 06/03/09 at 08:43 PMSpoiler (to answer Conor's question.) I was there. Really. She doublecrossed him twice and then left with him. She looked pretty hot.
(If you doublecross someone twice does that mean you actually helped them? Two wrongs make a right?)
Posted by stuclach on 06/03/09 at 09:20 PMhuh
Posted by robbydzwonar on 06/04/09 at 05:55 AMwow. thats so crazy lmao.
Posted by rayclark on 06/04/09 at 08:02 AMLol this sounds like something from The Onion
Posted by Aquaman on 06/04/09 at 08:41 AMThe other Titans just left him hanging. I'm also hoping it was Pixie era Robin, with the small mesh underpants and pixie boots.
Posted by Jurassicalien on 06/04/09 at 09:01 AMI think that even gets that "Not So Fresh Feeling". Of all the days to forget the powder.
Posted by ato220 on 06/04/09 at 09:57 AMeven "the boy wonder" gets
Posted by ato220 on 06/04/09 at 09:58 AMMaybe his junk was just too big? A problem I'll never have:(
Posted by vadamowens on 06/05/09 at 11:18 AMWhy is there such a long space between "Batman's" and "sidekick"? So you can drawn a little batman grrr face in there?
(jk I know why).
Posted by cromulent on 06/06/09 at 04:38 PM


He probably couldn't help it. Those tights ride up you know.
Posted by cman12 on 06/03/09 at 06:06 PM