Great Moments in Comics History: Green Lantern #4

23 Posted on Jul 31, 2009 in articles by Conor Kilpatrick |



People know about Hal Jordan's willpower, bravery, and determination, sure. But what is not as widely known is that NO ONE tells a better story at cocktail parties full of white haired, tuxedoed men.

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I assume this is what the iFanboy/TRS SDCC party looked like.  Just replace Hal Jordan with Conor Kilpatrick (and Hal's beautifully coifed hair with nothing).

Posted by stuclach on 07/31/09 at 09:10 AM

How embarrassing, they're all wearing the same blue suit!

Posted by s1lentslayer on 07/31/09 at 09:13 AM

Do you think Hal is as amusing at the Green Lantern Corps cocktail parties?

Posted by Neb on 07/31/09 at 09:13 AM

I think it might be hard to outshine Guy Gardern at the Corps Cocktail parties, don't you think? Now that man is certainly the life of the party. :)

 

Posted by Kenzaburo on 07/31/09 at 09:52 AM

Next panel: Tony Stark, dressed only in Iron Man codpiece and bow tie, holding a nearly empty bottle of Southern Comfort. "Shut up, Jordan. Where my bitches at?"

Posted by Dan on 07/31/09 at 10:29 AM

@ Kenzaburo - Nah, I think Guy is the type of person to drink too much and fall into the pool with his clothes on. Hal strikes me as more of a 'plastic bug in ice cubes' type.

Posted by BrianBaer on 07/31/09 at 10:29 AM

Even the wait staff are amused! (Check out the guy in the only black suit.)

Posted by PraxJarvin on 07/31/09 at 11:17 AM

Here's the pitch for a new crossover event: Hal and the Hulk (was that last week's Great Moment?) just wander around chatting people up with entertaining yarns.

Posted by HailScott on 07/31/09 at 12:11 PM

Oh Hal...a two button jacket?  Really?  I thought you had a sense of style...

Posted by drakedangerz on 07/31/09 at 12:45 PM

I never thought Hal was the type of guy to hang out at retirement homes

Posted by comicBOOKchris on 07/31/09 at 12:58 PM

There is absolutely no one quite like Hal Jordan. He truly is one of a kind.

Posted by MasterXell on 07/31/09 at 01:58 PM

So is Hal Jordan apart of the Hellfire Club, or what?

Posted by TheNextChampion on 07/31/09 at 03:48 PM

"Sam my good man, would you pass me that lamp shade......

Posted by Jesse1125 on 07/31/09 at 06:52 PM

Hal is a nerd at heart, holding his ring in his pocket recreating the LOTR party scene with Bilbo. He'll miss that couch-piano of his. Extra comfort but a headache to move.

Posted by chlop on 07/31/09 at 07:39 PM

Wow, lettering has come a long way.

Posted by mountainwindcat on 07/31/09 at 08:08 PM

I wanna know where that guy's hand is directly behind Hal.

Posted by TheNextChampion on 07/31/09 at 08:39 PM

@ TNC: It looks like that guys hand is in Hal's coat pocket...

Posted by supertrackmonkey on 07/31/09 at 11:18 PM

Either that, or Hal is just getting really excited thinking about getting that red-head in bed with Carol.

Posted by supertrackmonkey on 07/31/09 at 11:19 PM

Who says Golden and Silver Age Hal is boring!  That boy is King WASP.

Posted by 0and18 on 08/01/09 at 12:25 PM

"So i says to the lovely gal 'You'll never believe where I think I misplaced my power ring!'"

Posted by ChrisNjen on 08/01/09 at 04:14 PM

"Hal is outdoing himself today! I've never seen him like this! Now for a reassuring pat on the ass!"

Posted by CAM on 08/04/09 at 11:33 AM

Sadly for Hal, due to his Green Lantern duties he missed one rehearsal, and was never admitted into the a cappella group "The Bow-Ties".

Posted by chlop on 08/04/09 at 12:48 PM

another way to prove he is awesome

Posted by rayclark on 08/05/09 at 09:16 AM

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