Great Moments in Comics History: Super DC Giant presents Aquaman
29 Posted on Aug 14, 2009 in articles by Conor Kilpatrick |You'll tell me someday? Someday? Our son is riding a goddamn shark! You'll tell me now!
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I want a divorce.
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That's Gold Jerry! Gold!
Posted by sullivan85 on 08/14/09 at 09:20 AMDude, your son rides sharks and your wife is named Atlanna. Get a clue. There's a reason why she smells like the cutting board at a Red Lobster.
Posted by ultimatehoratio on 08/14/09 at 09:45 AMliterally laughed my ass off. pure classic.
Posted by Stepho on 08/14/09 at 09:47 AMI particularly like that Arthur seems to be posing ontop of the shark.
Posted by PraxJarvin on 08/14/09 at 09:55 AMEveryone needs these Golden Age books, you won't get gems of material like this ever again
Posted by sK0pe on 08/14/09 at 09:56 AMhaha, I didn't start laughing until I read your caption, Conor. Well done.
Posted by drakedangerz on 08/14/09 at 09:59 AMI wonder if when she said "Someday..." she then looked nonchalantly into the sky. I always wanted to do that randomly while talking to somebody.
Posted by comicBOOKchris on 08/14/09 at 10:24 AMI hope they put sunscreen lotion on the poor kid...
Posted by odino1 on 08/14/09 at 10:28 AMBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by HobbitFromPA on 08/14/09 at 10:30 AMThat is great, Conor. Well found and well captioned.
Posted by JeffR on 08/14/09 at 10:50 AMAnd in this deleted scene from Jaws, young Sean Brody...
Posted by Dan on 08/14/09 at 10:51 AMDid anyone else notice that Arthur's shorts are in his armpits. Now, those have to be constricting...and emotionally damaging.
Posted by Neb on 08/14/09 at 11:27 AMI think this needs to be the next iFanboy t-shirt. That caption is perfect!
Posted by WonderAli on 08/14/09 at 11:37 AMIs it just me or does no one call Aquaman Orin anymore?
Posted by CalebTheTimeTraveler on 08/14/09 at 12:16 PM
Her name is Atlanna? Who the hell names their daughter either the city of Atlanta or the lost city in the ocean?
Posted by TheNextChampion on 08/14/09 at 12:28 PM...liking this feature Conor!
Posted by Superyan on 08/14/09 at 12:35 PM@Conor - How do you find these things? Do you reread a lot of the golden age stuff? (I know some of them are suggested by members of the iFanbase.)
Posted by stuclach on 08/14/09 at 12:36 PM@TNC Dude... It was the 60s. People named their children crazy things all the time. Rainbow Sun Franks, Sole Moon Frye. It's not that insane. ;-)
I really need to search through my books. There are a couple doozy panels like this that are rife for Conor's rapier wit.
Posted by PraxJarvin on 08/14/09 at 02:26 PM@TNC - She was born in Atlantis, so...
Posted by PaulMontgomery on 08/14/09 at 02:28 PMHilarious, and yet strangely familiar. Wasn't this in Tom Vs. The Flash not too long ago?
Posted by OttoBott on 08/14/09 at 02:43 PMWell you need to understand Conor in the 50's and 50's shark riding was a very common practice, as was sleeping on badger nests and brushing ones teeth with live cobras.
Posted by 0and18 on 08/14/09 at 04:26 PMLeo Dicaprio would be proud. If he were starring in this movie adaptation, it would have to take a big twist like Mom cheating on dad with the shark or something.
Posted by marshak75 on 08/14/09 at 04:54 PMevery parent has to have that talk with their kid at some point
Posted by peterporker on 08/14/09 at 06:01 PMLittle did Baby Orin know that in 40 years he'd be an undead solider of darkness and that very Shark would be his deadliest acolyte.
Posted by PraxJarvin on 08/14/09 at 09:05 PMwish i knew why too
Posted by rayclark on 08/14/09 at 10:26 PM@Prax: Not to get off topic; but yes that was a badass moment.
Posted by TheNextChampion on 08/15/09 at 12:17 AMI plan to let my kids ride sharks
Posted by mikeandzod21 on 08/15/09 at 01:43 PMThis was TOO funny!
Posted by marvelzombie on 08/17/09 at 10:15 AM



Years later...
"Honey, do you remember that thing with Artie and the sea creatures? What was that all about?"
"Oh, yeah, sure, turns out Artie is King of Atlantis, and now he fights giant monsters in a green scale shirt."
"Huh."
"Yeah, weird right? More coffee?"
"Thanks, sweetheart. You're a doll."
Posted by Bedhead on 08/14/09 at 09:15 AM